IVE BEEN IN EUROPE 88 DAYS...and this is what ive learned

1. learned more english then i thought possible
2. learned how to cook awful pizza surrounded by 12 guys from other countries cooking what looks and smells like the equivalent of roadkill
3. throw all my trash in the street because salford actually fines you for not littering
4. i dont like saying its 20:20 at 8:20 because it sounds like im using a catchphrase and not telling a time
5. pay for a train ticket twice, the second time being a 180 dollar ticket that i then was refunded for and have never wanted to climb through a glass ticket window and hug someone so much
6. dance in adidas sambas
7. eat salsa
8. see homeless ppl whose dogs were dressed better then they were
9. walk back from the tesco market with 18 bags on my arms because i didnt want to go back there ever again
10. live without eating
11. live without natty light
12. get over it jeff, ive done this 6 out of the last 9 months..talk to me then
13. do laundry and the dishes in the same sink....at the same time....ha jk
14. wear clothes that weigh more then i do
15. make fun of a guy for wearing white womens pants while sleeping in burger king
16. get made fun of for sleeping on a train, and have 7 megapixel picture documentation of it
17. want to slide accross the floor at john lennon airport on my belly
18. sleep in everyday because class is a joke
19. know what its like to be one of the most attractive guys in an entire country
20. be one of the only ppl in the entire country with straight teeth
21. not shower in a room bigger then a small closet for 3 months
22. swim in line to get to see the sistine chapel
23. walk on water...no wait that was jesus....nevermind
24. pay for ketchup
25. live without food with flavor
26. watch the osu michigan game surrounded by ppl that know as much about american football as someone thats been in a cave with their eyes closed and ears covered for the last 50 years
27. pay for ketchup...seriously...wtf...its ketchup just give me it you freaks
28. work on my cricket swing and bowling in class
29. bring pete to the grocery store
30. seeing half of the population under 16 with babies
31. having my birthday in manchester
32. start my weblog...which i think we all agree is turing out to be a good use of my time
33. got harrassed by a bum in london at 4 a.m. with a red basket
34. drink hot wine
35. drink extra cold guinness
36. feel smart because i could probably teach design here
37. go to a gym that charges 10 quid for an hour of basketball
38. listen to a drunk norweigan tell me about american geography at a hard rock
39. not sleep in josh's living room
40. having pete cut my hair and cutting petes hair so well that we almost believe that we were wasting our time in design because we may be the two most gifted hair cutters in the entire universe
41. walk roughly 1800 miles in london in order to reach our hostel which i believe was closer to manchester then london
42. dress like khaki mckhakerson in rome...no wait that was pete
43. see an englishman see good design for the first time in his life
44. use skype..that is quality
45. shop for clothes at t.k. max instead of t.j. max because apparently something got lost in the translation from english to english and the same store is one letter off in two diff. countries for no f'n reason
46. having everything smell like it was washed in my sink with biological washing powder
47. being called a bloody yank and tomusa
48. being mistaken for a dutchman
49. hear violin and organ music in st. pauls in london
50. be in the christmas spirit right on time because its illegal to listen to xmas music before thanksgiving and you should know better then that jeff
51. have a traditional dinner of wings and beer on thanksgiving
52. not working out for 3 months
53. sleep on a bed i could make out of toothpics and those little springs from the clicky pens that you always take apart for some reason or another..probably to make a gun to shoot your friends with which while it didnt happen on this trip, is really funny anyhow
54. watch espn.com's video highlights and dream of sportscenter
55. ive never wanted to hear jeffs goofy laugh this bad, because i know he enjoyed this ridunkulous list.....see you in london buddy.....